i know i use the word hate a lot but this time i really mean it.

october is almost here so it is time for the team with “the best record in baseball” to inevitably start breaking hearts in a serious way. Also it’s time for the yankees to step up maximum douchery, and help perpetuate the breaking of aformentioned hearts.

btw the mets lost last night too, so apparently they enjoy tormenting the ones who love them as well.

and nothing helps heal heartbreak like some really inappropriate evil hell spawn ranting and raving.

usually these monologues of mine are reserved for actual baseball viewing (on tv, or at a game) but now that i have a blog and don’t really get in front of a tv i’ll just unleash this beast here.

and you thought i was mean when i drink… fall baseball has basically the same effect.

so here…

STOP SMILING. you STINK jeter. you have an avon cologne that resembles windex in a fancy bottle. LAME google images shows me you have two. DOUBLE LAME. so you seriously SMELL STANK ASS BAD. i really really really hate you. it’s gone beyond a strong dislike. it’s even gone beyond hate. it’s all out HATE. especially today. this morning. you suck. stop hitting homeruns, especially the ones that pull your sorry ass old ancient lame douchey team of jerkface a-wipes ahead by one. stop catching big papi’s unfortunate pop ups. stop running fast and jumping and just stop. go make some more avon man stupid smelly crap that no one will buy because you suck. i HATE you. i HATE a rod too. he still sucks. you can tell him i wrote that. and jerkfacedamon. tell him nice catch for me. smooth moves. and that i still HATEHATEHATE his lying ass and that his haircut STILL LOOKS STUPID.

you suck a lot and i HATE you and your stupid pinstipes even more than when i started this blog post. HATE.

so

go sox! even though i know it’s pointless. and it never goes anywhere.

ps: good old fashioned new england pessimism RULES!

the yankees still suck.

i feel a little better.

*UPDATE*

the yankees are now 3.5 games behind. this past friday they were 5 games. the sox lost to the BLUE JAYS tonight. BY A LOT. i’m only going to ask this once… WHY? WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER?